who is this Mark Harp fellow?
up with his hair?
this stupid website all about?
should I care at all?
Mark really the King Of Peru?
Mark's favorite color?
I was asking what his favorite color is...
Harp. That can't be his real name, is it?
kind of music does Mark play?
the capitol of South Dakota?
this one was sent in from a viewer in Heater/Hellmouth,
California. Why does the porridge bird lay his egg in the
- May I please
place an order for carry-out??
do you get when you kiss a guy?
say, can you see by the dawn's early light what so
proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
are Mark's musical influences?
Mark or any of his bands have any commercially available recordings, or
ask again, what's up with his hair?
Mark ever refer to himself in the third person?
much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could
- What's Mark up to
Harp, this morning I noticed that it hurt everywhere I
touched. I touched my head, it hurt. I touched my chest,
it hurt. I touched my groin, it hurt. What's wrong with
Mark have any endorsement deals?